MASON IS THE HOUSE'S NEXT TOP CAT

MASON CAMPAIGN PRESS RELEASE - In a landslide victory, Mason is now the House's Next Top Cat Elect. All major media outlets - including the DePaw Times, Paw Paw Community College Yowler and Outside Afectionado - have called more than half of the house's rooms for Mason in what will prove to be a complete blowout.

Mason and Kitty Condo will speak later tonight.

As confirmed by the DePaw Times, Mason has won his core constituencies: the bedroom, bathroom and living room and is narrowly holding a lead on the balcony - a room that had been recently trending towards him with the arrival of Abby as a contender for Next Top Cat.

"This is a glorious night for the household!" Mason said earlier this evening, "That Josie is going down and soon I will make all the decisions about when to annoy the parents for things!"

Current Results:

Mason:
Bedroom (1)
Bathroom (1)
Living Room (1)
Balcony (1)

Josie:
Kitchen (1)

Abby:
(0)

Too Close to Call:
Mommy & Daddy (2)

Mason's transition team has quickly set to work with his Top Cat priorities, including installing sleeping zones on the bed AND the futon and solving the toy ball crisis.

"We will make sure that any and all remaining toys will be saved from further lose through a bail out package meant to restore their security," Kitty Condo said.

Satan Josie and her incestuous insect of a running mate have not yet conceded (the nerve), waiting for the Mommy & Daddy vote (though obviously even their votes would not make the election square).

"Josie's stubborn," Mason said earlier in the campaign to the toys in the bedroom, "She wouldn't admit that she has lost until she's sleeping outside and has to rely on my bailout package to survive."

Mason's top advisers speculate that the arrival and candidacy of Abby for Top Cat ultimately stole valuable votes from Josie, who needed the balcony to maintain a hope of winning.

Mason will make his full transition by Sunday. Let us all bask in is glory.